Halanki Kisi Ki Maa Ne Kabhi Tantra Vidya Nahin Sikhi Hai Par Jis Ladaki Par Unka Beta Faida Hota Hai Maa Ek Najar Men Bata Deti Hai Ki... . . . . . . . . . Ye Chudail Hai
Jito: Beta Tum Apni Nayi Pant Pahan Kar Kichad Men Kyon Gir Gae! Pappu: Kyonki Mujhe Use Utarne Ka Samay Hi Nahin Mila!
Pappu Aur Uski Garlfrend Ped Ke Piche Baithe The Budha Aadmi: Beta Kya Yahi Hamari 'Sanskriti' Hai? Pappu: Nahin Ankal Ye To Anjali Hai Aap Kisi Aur Ped Ke Piche Dekh Lo
Santa: Beta Tum Gay Se Itna Kyon Darte Ho? Pappu: Papa Skool Men Adhyapak Mujhe Kahte Hain Ki "Tumhare Dimag Men Bhusa Bhara Hai"A
Pappu Darwaze Ki Ghanti Bajane Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha Ek Aadmi Ne Pappu Ko Dekha Aur Uski Madad Ke Taur Par Ghanti Bajaa Di Aur Pappu Se Bola Beta Aur Kuch? Pappu: Ankal Bhago Yaha Se Pata Nahin Kiska Ghar Tha!
Techer (Pappu Se): Tum Janwar Ho Janvar Pappu: Malum Hai Techer: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Papa Mujhe Ullu Ka Pattha Mammi Mujhe Gadha Dada Ji Sher Ka Beta Aur Dadi Bandar Kahti Hai